naughty nelly bootjack

oh baby.. yes, Naughty Nelly Bootjack..O.k here's the story.. she actually existed..well, she was an antique (yes ) bootjack from America circa 1800's. If you put your foot beween her thighs, it helped you get your boots off! no r4eally.. how could I make this stuff up? Anyway the thought stuck and well.. it kinda blossumed into some bawdy tale that was never finished.. the sketch is kinda fun tho!