Fiji mermaid

aloha! This little cutie was born out of an X-files episode ( all the world's a stage ) one of my faves where the carnie tells of the Fiji
mermaid.. a creation ( or humbug to use the circus term ) where he got a body of a fish the head of an oragatang and the breasts of a baboon ( ewww!) sewed it all together and exhibited it as a genuine fraud? It still sold tickets.. the original is still in the Peabody museum ( of course it is! ) and yes it still draws crowds!............ any-hoo my pic is a little more flattering to the notion of the whole mermaid thing..all though most think the horny drunk sailors were seeing dugongs or seals ..